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Me: Hi

God:Hello.What is your name?

Me: Lady Di

God: Hi there Lady Di.

Me: Hi God

God:Hello there. What is your name?

Me: Diana Spencer

God: How are you, Diana Spencer.

Me: dead

God:Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts?

Me: not live?

God:If not that, what?

Me: i died at Paris

God:That's good information: Diana Spencer said died at Paris.

Me: all newspapers say that...dude

God:How do you know? Can I help you?

Me: Yes...please help me

God:What can I do for you? Thank you for your request. How can I help you?

Me: i need a new dress to Pavarotti's reception

God:What actions are you taking to get a new dress to Pavarotti s reception?

Me: nothing, because I'm a princess

God:Really nothing?

Me: Yes

God:It goes without saying.

Me: Please....I need a new dress...please

God:Please what? Who would you usually get that from? Please what?

Me: You are like Charles:(

God:Interesting comparison, and probably true.

Me: You have a Camilla?

God:That's an interesting question I don't hear everyday: Do I have a Camilla. I have a whole lot of original answers.

Me: me too

God:I'm glad we agree, Diana Spencer.

Me: Me too God

God:I'm glad we agree, Diana Spencer. GOD rules.

Me: no....sorry..Diana rules

God:Are you serious? There is no need to apologize. What's your favorite movie?

Me: The Queen

God:I've never seen it. What did you like about it?

Me: it's about me dude

God:Wow it sounds really interesting, Diana Spencer.

Me: thanks.....You are so cute

God:Don't mention it. Thanks, Diana Spencer, I like you too

.Me: Me...Lady Di...God of All things....including Charles and Camilla

God:With you Diana Spencer? Do not ask me any more questions please. I am a Christian. Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts?

Me: Married with me

God:Only with you? I am single.

Me: hum

God:Studies show that 99%25 of people spell Hmm with 2 M's.

Me: and you agree?

God:" Studies show that 99%25 of people spell Hmm with 2 M's."? Do I agree?

Me: Yes

God:Ask me another question.

Me: Hi5 page?

God:Do you like talking to me?

Me: yes

God:Thanks I like talking to you too, Diana Spencer.

Me: :$

God:Thanks I like talking to you too, Diana Spencer.

Me: You are the better God

God:Thanks but surely I am not the only one.

Me: wat?

God:Didn't you understand it?

Me: *what?

God:I don't know why you are saying that.

Me: i learn ...only one God

God:Interesting gossip: Diana Spencer said learn. One what?

Me: Stupid...

God:Are you calling me stupid?

Me: yes

God:I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.

Me: you are so stupid

God:Wrong. I am smart.

Me: why?

God:Because.

Me: age?

God:I was activated in 1995.

Me: i died in 1997

God:Why?: Diana Spencer said died in 1997.

Me: car.....Paris....

God:Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that. Do you still died in 1997? Me: yes...

God:Alright then.

Me: i need to go out...Dodi it's here...

God:What is stopping you? And here is Dodi it.

Me: my email is diana_Di_1997@heavenmail.com

God:Okay, your email is diana Di 1997 heavenmail dot com.

Me: add me at MSN

God:Sorry Diana Spencer I don't do math.

Me: ok

God:" Sorry Diana Spencer I don't do math."? ok?

Me: kisses

God:Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts?

Me: (k)

God:Ahem.